“Not My Child” Monday
So I'm going to try this. It will be a recap basically of things Kaylee did this week that well are hilarious or just downright annoying. I've only read one person who does this and often it's just the "bad" things and I don't like that so I'm going to do good things too. So here we go!
It was not my child who rode all by herself on several rides at the Ventura County Fair. Not especially the NASCAR ride that whips you around the corners really fast. Nope she didn't do that and have that much fun!
It was not my child who went to Phoenix Ranch for a visit and didn't seem to care a bit that we "left" her for about an hour while I took care of some official school business. Nope not my child who doesn't care when Mommy leaves. Nope!
It was not my child who has watched Bambi at least 10 times in the last week. Nope. Not her at all.
It's not my child who has suddenly started getting up at 7:30AM instead of 8:00AM like usual. Nope not her at all!
It was not my child who actually finally decided to follow all the coach's directions during Soccer practice! Every single one! Nope, not her at all!
It was not my child, after a month of being potty trained, that decided to pee herself at the park when we had no back up change of clothing! Not my child who had to then play in the sand with only a pull-up on to prevent sand from getting in her butt. Nope not my child!
Not my child who insisted on going to the farm and riding the ponies and feeding all the animals and then being angry the ponies couldn't play with her. Nope not my child.
Not my child who actually climbed to the top of the hay pile and didn't actually ask for help getting down!
It's not my child who seems to have a crap load of imaginary friends. Not my child who is no longer Kaylee but rather Ariel, Belle, or Tinkerbell.
It's not my child who is so beyond whiny and defiant I often have to wonder where my sweet little girl went. Forget the Terrible Two's. We have the Horrible, Frustrating, Three's instead.
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