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A Pledge all Against Socialism Should Take:

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The Teabagger Socialist-Free Purity Pledge

I, ________________________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a

socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly

being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly

being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing

unconcealed firearms in public.

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming

unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls. Also.

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life. I will abstain from the use of and

participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

● Social Security

● Medicare/Medicaid

● State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)

● Police, Fire, and Emergency Services

● US Postal Service

● Roads and Highways

● Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)

● The US Railway System

● Public Subways and Metro Systems

● Public Bus and Lightrail Systems

● Rest Areas on Highways

● Sidewalks

● All Government-Funded Local/State Projects (e.g., see Iowa 2009 federal senate

appropriations--http://grassley.senate.gov/issues/upload/Master-Approps-73109.pdf)

● Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink,

outdoor hose!)

● Public and State Universities and Colleges

● Public Primary and Secondary Schools

● Sesame Street

● Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children

● Public Museums

● Libraries

● Public Parks and Beaches

● State and National Parks

● Public Zoos

● Unemployment Insurance

● Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services

● Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or

Federal Government (pretty much all of them)

● Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government

Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)

● Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA

Inventions)

● Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD's ARPANET was the

basis for subsequent computer networking

● Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or

That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies

● Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs

From Government Subsidies

● If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forego my VA benefits and

insist on paying for my own medical care

I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist

locations, including but not limited to:

● Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American History

● The socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson Monuments

● The government-operated Statue of Liberty

● The Grand Canyon

● The socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans Memorials

● The government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National Cemetery

● All other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC

I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forego their government salary and

government-provided healthcare.

I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United

States of America.

I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing,

Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell,

and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist

army.

I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of

Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

Upon reaching age 65, I will forego Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I

die.

SWORN ON A BIBLE AND SIGNED THIS DAY OF ____________ IN THE YEAR

______________.

___________________________ ___________________________

Signed Printed Name/Town and State

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You Ran A Stop Sign… Part 2

With the start of school now the kids on Bikes are out. Just yesterday I saw a Dad leading his child on his bike as well and they both ran the stop sign, at a busy intersection at that because the school is down the street. I don't know it's one thing for adults to do it, because they're adults, but to teach your child to do it? Highly unacceptable. Then down the street another person did something similar but this time at an actual stop light. I think with school back in we'll see an increase in incidents.

I also want to say hi to those over at the Mountain Bike Product Reviews forum. Apparently one of their members stumbled upon my entry, I'm assuming from a google search and posted over on their general forum. Most people either agreed or disagreed respectfully. One though felt the need to be down right vicious.

Typically I don't do this but I felt the need to address his erroneous post.

nomit posted:

i roll stop signs all the time, if you don't....you're either 1 in a million, or you're lying. i'm the one with the most to lose in those situations, and the one that's most alert (nothing obstructing my view, no kids in the backseat to create distractions, no music to drown out the sound of an engine/horn). so as an individual i don't think its my right...but i think its my choice.

i also roll them in my car. and i jay walk when its convenient.

that first blog is from an unemployed mother of a 3 year old who's marriage is in shambles and she feels the need to vent on something thats totally out of her control.http://www.becauseishouldcare.com/20...e-right-thing/

probably speeds regularly, rolls 15 stop signs a day, accidentally runs into cars/poles/flowers in parking lots, and has at least 1 accident on her driving record.

I'm unemployed because I'm a STAY AT HOME MOM! I know some people look down on that and so be it. But I'm actually raising my child.

My marriage is in shambles, not of my choosing and I know I haven't blogged about what's really behind what happened, at least I don't think so, because I feel his work doesn't need to know about it and they might stumble across my blog, so I haven't brought the root cause up much if at all.

I don't speed, mainly because I do have a child in my car. It's actually one of the things that makes my family mad when driving them. But I don't see the point of going fast, putting others in danger and potentially getting a ticket.

I don't roll stop signs because of stupid people on bikes. LOL!

I don't run into cars/poles/flowers and have never been in an accident nor have I ever received a ticket. I know, hard to believe. I plan to keep it that way too.

But thank so much for reading my blog! It shows you something, when someone knows they're in the wrong, that they're breaking the law, in order to somehow justify it, they go on the attack. Dude, you break the law and think you should get away with it, you're the reason cyclists get no respect from those on the rode.

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This is funny!

You have to watch the whole thing, it's a bit long but worth it especially if you know gaming any.

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The hilarity continues…

So you may remember this post about a crazy woman who went off on someone because of her supposed Anti-American posts. We were talking about this person on a message board, that's how I found out about it because I don't follow the knitting circle or anything. I put this crazies blog on my RSS feed and let me say, she's crazy everyday and admits freely to having a mental illness so it's not surprising to see what she writes.

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I love the internet…

The wealth of hilarity on the Internet. Knitters. KNITTERS of all people having blog wars. Yarn Harlot has someone who apparently take patriotism to the extreme. I've never read Yarn Harlot, why would I, I don't knit. But it's making it's rounds on the Internet. I'm guessing from what little research I've done, that Yarn Harlot's home is not in fact America but rather she is Canadian and just happens to live in the United States.

Some woman, which I will not name, but managed to track down, apparently believes that if you live in this nation you must at all times proclaim that it's the best in the world. I've never been of the belief that we should see ourselves as the best nation out there, I think it's highly arrogant to say we are. We have our faults and could stand to make some changes for sure. But that's Anti-America, according to this person and some of my own family as well. Oh well, so sad.

Anyhow this woman who got offended about someone proclaiming Canada as a great country, better than America, a valid opinion even if you disagree, has decided to go to the extreme and leave some of the most vile and nasty comments and email to Yarn Harlot. I just don't get that extreme patriotism. It's the worst of America honestly to be so hateful of those who don't happen to think we're the best. But hey what can you do.

One of the more hilarious things that I saw in all of this is that Miss Extreme Patriot believes that if you meet someone and have a few minute conversation that makes you good friends with them. LOL! Reality that is not.

Anyhow, God Bless the Internet and the wealth of entertainment you give me because frankly everyone can use a good laugh now and then. I do realize that for Yarn Harlot this is quite annoying and probably down right scary, but I think sometimes you have to look at the hilarity of the situation.

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This made me laugh until I cried…

It has some bad language if you're sensitive to this stuff.

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