Our try at Real Men of Genius…
Today Patti and I wrote a Real Men of Genius skit:
Mr. Over-Zealous Tony Stewart Fan
Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius.
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Over-Zealous Tony Stewart Fan.
(Mr. Over-Zealous Tony Stewart Fan!)
You've never met Tony Stewart before but act like he's your big brother.
(I love you bro!)
Gordon fans watch out, when you're in the stands no one's exempt from your over zealous fandom.
(Gordon sucks!)
You look like a pumpkin left out in the sun for days, who cares?! Orange is a symbol of your dedication to the MAN!
(You're a kick ass pumpkin!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light Mr. Over Zealous Tony Stewart Fan, because who cares about the 42 other drivers out there when Smoke's in the lead?
(Mr. Over-Zealous Tony Stewart Fan!)
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I hate CHLA sometimes…
Seriously, our Glucose metor isn't working very well, we need a new one. So I call the person who handles that and she says, "I'll transfer you to the refill line." What no, didn't you listen to me, we never got a prescription for one in the first place, how can re "refill" it? I think what I'll do is call the pharmacy and have them try it though, I think they suggested that before anyhow and I said we'd contact our doctor ourselves, but might as well let them do the leg work.
So you think you can dance…
This season has been a bit disappointing when it comes to routines, there haven't been many great ones. Finally last night there was a great one, the kind that your mouth falls open over and you just go WOW! It was Joshua and Katee's second routine during the show. OMG it was amazing. I think either Joshua or Katee have it in the bag. It's funny because Katee was the one who almost didn't make it because she didn't seem dedicated.
Honestly though I'm pulling for Twitch. I want him to win but sadly he didn't do as well this show and seeing as he was in the bottom two last week we may see him going home. His hip hop performances are always great though.
What’s for breakfast…
Milk - Check
Yogurt - Check
Lollipop - Check
LOL! I don't know where she found it but she did and she's eating it. That's okay though because her BSL have been low (woke up at 54) so having some simple sugar isn't a problem.
What's on today's agenda? Who knows. I think we're going to the park later. Maybe we'll go somewhere. I already have lunch planned though. LOL!
We're going to the fair on Saturday, we're thinking about taking the train. I think Kaylee would like that. It should be fun.
Kaylee was a dare devil today.
So today marked the day where Kaylee darn near ran off slides. First slide was the biggest in the park and she came right down. Luckily she's finally learned how to come down on her butt, not back, and control her descent down the slide! WOOHOO! Next slide was the biggest twisty slide available. She went down it a little wrong, if you go off too close to the inside it flips you over, so she went down sideways, flipped onto her stomach and then flipped back onto her butt. It was hilarious and although you could tell it freaked her out a bit she went right back and did it again, once again almost flipping over in the process.
She followed around what looked like an 8 year old and climbed up crap she doesn't know how to climb up. Being a big person as I am I can't exactly get everywhere on the play area so the 8 year old helped her some. It's funny to watch her run around telling this girl to come with her and they were playing even though I know the girl couldn't understand Kaylee at all.
You have to wonder…
I wonder why parents would deny a child what they are? I mean what's so wrong with wanting to do girly things and dressing your child in pink and dresses? Is this some how going to make her into woman who depends solely on men? I mean seriously I wore dresses, did sort of girly stuff and I sure as hell don't need a man to be complete in life. I can only imagine the issues brought on if certain behaviors are discouraged or looked down upon that only come natural to girls. But hey more power to parents who want to do that I guess. I don't understand it. We can't deny who we are.
Real Men of Genius…
I don't know if you've heard these commercials before but they are Budweiser commercials and they're freaking hilarious. I don't drink beer or anything like that but these commercials are funny enough to pull someone in. Here is my favorite:
Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher
bud light presents real men of genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher.
(Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher)
You're nowhere close to that foul ball headed toward the bleachers, who cares? You're going for it.
(That ball's mine)
Hot dog vendors, old ladies, infants, you mow them over like a diesel powered combine.
(YEAH!!)
Ashamed of your souvenir pervert? Hardly. You scratch and gouge your way to the ball like a blood thirsty wolverine.
(You're a feisty rodent)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light Mr. Bully of the Bleachers, because why pay for a souvenir when you can fight for one?
Here is one I heard today that had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes:
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Today’s Agenda…
Lets see, I don't have much planned but here is what we're going to do:
- Go to the park and play.
- Go to lunch.
- Go to treblemakers at the library.
- Do some more of the final while Kaylee naps.
- Make dinner.
- Put Kaylee to bed.
- Try to go to bed before midnight.
As you may be able to see I've not been making it to bed before midnight. LOL!!
I’m bored…
I really should work on my final but I am too detailed at the moment and writing far too much. I have to think of 15 activities and I'm writing a page worth of crap for each and I think that might be too much. I have to go ahead and stop being so darn complicated. I have to save the details for my other final. I was going to try to get this final in by Friday but I think I've given up on that goal. We'll see though.
I’m so glad school is almost over…
I'm getting seriously tired of the unwritten rules. I mean luckily I'm still getting 96% in both courses but both teachers have unwritten rules that they use to take points off, I guess they don't like people getting 100% on assignments.
